"Buzz" Aldrin: The Real Story

Today is “Buzz” Aldrin’s birthday. An appropriate day to tell his sad story of drug abuse and the Apollo astronauts that enabled him. You see, he and Neil used to do rails of ‘Tang’ off the LEM Module’s control panel. While Neil snorted the juice crystals mostly socially, Aldrin’s habit quickly swelled to 3 packets a day, earning him the nick-name “Buzz.” It was in one of their Tang-fueled frenzies, that they came up with the idea of playing golf on the moon.

Neil: Hey Buzz, there’s one more line for you.
Buzz: Thanks Daddy-o!(snooort..snort-snort) Dude! I had a groovy idea. We should like, play Golf! On the Moon! HAHA!
All: laughing and doubling over

For my part, I find this very good ammunition for the moon-hoax cabals. I mean, who would fake a Tang-overdose-fueled-golf-date-on-the-moon? Who?

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2 Responses to "Buzz" Aldrin: The Real Story

  1. Anonymous says:

    Clearly it is proof of a moon landing hoax. One cannot snort a line of tang in space.Good sleuthing Mr. Daviditron.Cheers and Good Mental HealthBut what of Lixus (Lixos)?

  2. Anonymous says:

    Reminding me that of the twelve men who have walked on another world, just 9 remain: Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, Alan Bean, Edgar Mitchell, David Scott, John Young, Charles Duke, Eugene Cernan, and Harrison Schmitt.GoneCharles Conrad (motorcycle accident)Alan Shepard, 1st American in space (leukemia)James Irwin (heart attack)”I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe:Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion;I’ve watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.All those moments … will be lost … in time … like tears in rain.” – Roy Batty

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