I fought Sasquatch. Who’s next?
Monthly Archives: December 2005
I know listening to other people’s dreams can be sometimes tedious. With notable exceptions though, I recall explaining to someone in the bush about how I had dreamed that I was an old man in a seniors golf tournament when … Continue reading
Christmas Eve, 2053Underneath every little girl’s tree:A robot pony.Comb their soft and luscious nylon fur.Listen close, hear their clockwork hearts whir.Robot ponies.They feed on plastic bags cut up like lettuceRight out of your hand. Things get out of handUnless you … Continue reading
In 1974, the basement of our house was called the rumpus room, an architectural term I have not heard since. The foundation of the rumpus room was a cobalt blue shag carpet that was so thick, that there was a … Continue reading